"Well, look at that!" Gordon said, grinning as he examined an illuminated license-plate frame bearing his likeness, signature, and yellow number 24. "That there's a real nice piece of tackle. (Click on photo to read more . . .)
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Some American writers have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober. - James Thurber
Humorish?
John Force (Mr. Caffeine) explaining to his daughter how to get around all of the construction work in Oswego so she can go to the historic downtown area at around 280 MPH
The Lord and the Biker
A
biker was riding along a
The
biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
The
Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
From the Onion
CHARLOTTE, NC—NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon never tires of seeing his image on cheap, collectible junk, the four-time Winston Cup champion revealed Monday during a visit to the Hendrick Motorsports racing complex gift shop.
NASCAR Unveils New 'Car Of Yesterday'
CHARLOTTE, NC—Only days after its long-anticipated, much-criticized Car of Tomorrow debuted to overwhelmingly negative reviews at the Bristol Motor Speedway, NASCAR responded to the wishes of competitors and fans alike by introducing the stylishly retro, technologically retrograde NEXTEL Cup Car of Yesterday. (Click on photo to read more . . .)
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